So. You know how I love keeping to myself if I don't know people? Well that's what I do in tuition :) I don't speak unless spoken to or it's English class and everyone has to read.
I was just doodling in my book on Monday after the first lovely class and stayed on for Physics, and the space between me and the chair in front was quite close. This guy was walking and walking like a crab to his seat in my row when he stepped on my slippered foot. Hahahaha.
"SORRY! Sorry sorry sorry.... sorry wo zhen de hen sorry!" I regarded him with a sheepish face and said it's okay, it's okay just as many times XD
I'm not an Ice Queen people D: talk to me and I smile!
I won't bite. :)
Huh. It was quite a shock to take in hahahahha.
After Physics I stayed on for Chemistry, and the dude walked out again and he asked me if I was okay :) and he joked too! Keep your feet in or something like that. I was happy. XD
Mana tahu when he walked in again he kicked my leg XD ahahaha I laughed out loud. :)
He was pretty nice. :)
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English tuition is always fun, especially after Add Math. God Add Math. I do it much better when teacher's not there scaring me though XD Ahahahaha I didn't mean that, he knows his math pretty well. So don't play play XD
Last Wednesday, the tuition class got changed to another one nearest to the entrance. So there was this dude I know by face and he took one look at my sesat face and told me Add Math was in the class. His friend, (rather loud XD) suddenly came along and said that "yes, that is the Add Math class. YES IT IS Don't you believe me? Do you want me to open the door for you--" (because I was always apprehensive when entering late. Especially Add Math. Hahaha) and I opened the door while looking back at the dude, looking probably like a deer in headlights for all I know. I was spooked! XD hahahaha.
"Thank you :)" and then I went into the class and really felt like a deer in headlights.
But hey, he helped me :D
And during Add Math this guy actually asked me for an eraser :D YAY they finally know I'm approachable haha. Although he had this curiously hesitant face.
Anyway.
After Add Math, it was English :D
So when the class was almost ending, about 8.50, the same guy who borrowed my eraser had to come out and write his answer for a question on the board. (His friend is the one who was sesat with me for BM tuition the other day :D)
His paper was blank. Empty. He didn't know what to do so he read his paper again and again like it was gonna spew answers any moment. I watched him, and his friend because I was sitting front row.
Then he looked at me, and I smiled encouragingly (I hope) at him, hoping that he would write on the board. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I enjoy reading their mistakes like it's some inner perverse delight or something but it's really fun to read what they come up with because it's right. Just not quite there yet. :)
He looked at me again and hesitantly asked me if he could borrow my paper..
I said, "I tembak only. Tembak boleh?" He nodded. I gave him my paper :D
So while he was writing, I escaped to the toilet because I had to go. And partially because I was curious to see how my teacher would react. But I wasn't ready. XD
When I came back teacher was reading out and correcting the mistakes already. I waited for the moment he came to the answer (the dude shortened my answer. Smart. ;D) but it was so long!
When it came, he was like this is the grammar that I want and all that XD And he complimented the dude. Then he looked at me, and was like. "Can you improve?"
OHOHO that came unexpectedly. I smiled sheepishly and said yes. Then he said read out your answer and then I said it's the same.
HAHAHHA kantoi XD Teacher was like, "Word for word?" and he took my paper and read my answer, then he jokingly accused the guy. Hahahahahha I was laughing with the whole class and I'm still laughing XD
"Lembu punya susu, sapi punya nama," quote teacher. He said something else as well but the class didn't get it. XD I did though but it's a tad crude LUL. Hahahahahhahaha. Let this be educational :D
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Today was Bahasa Melayu tuition! Teacher taught us Derita Pertama, which is the story of Adam on earth for the first time, at midnight after biting into the Forbidden Fruit. She ceritakan the whole story of Adam and Eve, or Nabi Adam and Hawa. :D Hawa. Hee. XD
So. The story of Adam and Eve according to teacher. :)
God created two beings. One was the iblis (demon/Satan?), made of fire, in which God only gave negative qualities. The other was the malaikat (angel), made of (something I forgot XD) in which God only gave positive qualities.
One day, God created man out of the tanah (earth) and gave him both positive and negative qualities. Man was able to be a bit naughty and still be nice. Man was able to tell good from bad. Man was perfect (as far as they could see).
God was so proud of his creation that he called a meeting in heaven. He called the iblis and the malaikat. God said, "This is Man. He is my best creation and therefore I'm making him ketua of heaven :)" And the iblis immediately went against it. "I am more senior than him, and I want to be the ketua!"
God got angry at the iblis and they argued! Apparently God was so mad, he told the iblis to go to Hell. Well. XD
Leaving the Man and malaikat behind, the iblis swore that he would get revenge!
Man was happy for a while. Everything he wanted to do, he could. Everything he wanted to eat was all there for him. Then one day..
God asked Man, whose name was Adam.
"Why you termenuuuuung je?" To which Adam promptly replied, "Boring lah." HAHAHAHA
"But you have the malaikat to play with." "Dia tu baik sangat lah. Boring :D"
So God took a rib of Adam's while he slept and created Eve, or Hawa. :D
God said to Adam, "This is Eve. You can do anything with her. Remember, you can do everything, EVERYTHING, except eat the buah khuldi/Forbidden Fruit from the tree at the center of Eden. "Okay :D" and he told Eve.
The tree at the center of Eden was the easily the largest and most beautiful tree in heaven which was heavy with bright red, luscious fruit, waiting to be plucked and eaten. Oho~.
So the iblis, looking through the CCTV he pasang-ed in heaven had overheard God telling Adam this. Iblis, being the iblis in all his negative glory saw the opportunity to take revenge! He went up to heaven with the objective to tempt both of them into eating the fruit.
He went for Eve :0
The iblis hung around and spotted Eve. He went up to her and nonchalantly asked her whether she had eaten the fruit of the tree at the center of heaven.
"EH~ tak boleh lah. My husband told me not to :)" and the iblis, with cunning, said, "OH memang rugi! That fruit is the paling sedap in heaven." They chatted a bit more and then the iblis left, with that note hanging in Eve's subconscious.
Eve went home and asked Adam to pick the fruit for her. He denied, saying "nanti God marah." Eve pleaded for days and one day, she cried in front of him. Seeing how men cannot look at crying women, he said "OKAY okay, I'll go pick some."
Off they went to the center of heaven and up the tree went Adam to pick some fruit for his partner. Eve stood at the bottom of the tree and waited. Adam threw one down and she ate it. She asked for one more and Adam gave it to her, still up in the tree. Eve had eaten two and declared herself satisfied. :D Adam, knowing Eve would want one more later for sure (for women memang macam tu XD) took one more to keep.
When Adam got down safely, Eve said, "That was the most delicious fruit I have ever ever tasted! Never have I eaten a fruit sehebat ini. Try one :D"
"NO nanti God marah."
"But I ate two and look, nothing happened." "EH ya ah. ........................................."
So he took a bite.
And immediately he was thrown into darkness, the darkness of midnight on the world. (Of which was continued in Derita Pertama. :D)
(after that, teacher comments..:)
Adam didn't actually eat the apple. He only took a bite and God immediately punished him, giving him no time to swallow. So he tercekik, and look? All guys have an Adam's apple. :D
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YOU SEE? I can explain why we are all like this!
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Adam was made of tanah, and from the tanah grows rumput right? That's why all men are hairy :D Don't believe me look at your kaki sekarang. While we women, we were not made from grass and that's why we licin :D We women are made from the man's right lowest rib, and if you become a forensics expert next time, you can tell the gender from looking at the bones because the females' ribcages are complete while the males' right lowest rib looks as though it patah and cantum to the rib above it.
(she looked at a guy) You see, your kaki? Penuh dengan rumput :D
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All guys have an Adam's apple, but we girls don't have because the epal already went down.
*looks at upper body*
Nasib baik Hawa makan dua.
xxx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Teacher's hilarious.
Good day :)
I was just doodling in my book on Monday after the first lovely class and stayed on for Physics, and the space between me and the chair in front was quite close. This guy was walking and walking like a crab to his seat in my row when he stepped on my slippered foot. Hahahaha.
"SORRY! Sorry sorry sorry.... sorry wo zhen de hen sorry!" I regarded him with a sheepish face and said it's okay, it's okay just as many times XD
I'm not an Ice Queen people D: talk to me and I smile!
I won't bite. :)
Huh. It was quite a shock to take in hahahahha.
After Physics I stayed on for Chemistry, and the dude walked out again and he asked me if I was okay :) and he joked too! Keep your feet in or something like that. I was happy. XD
Mana tahu when he walked in again he kicked my leg XD ahahaha I laughed out loud. :)
He was pretty nice. :)
xxx
English tuition is always fun, especially after Add Math. God Add Math. I do it much better when teacher's not there scaring me though XD Ahahahaha I didn't mean that, he knows his math pretty well. So don't play play XD
Last Wednesday, the tuition class got changed to another one nearest to the entrance. So there was this dude I know by face and he took one look at my sesat face and told me Add Math was in the class. His friend, (rather loud XD) suddenly came along and said that "yes, that is the Add Math class. YES IT IS Don't you believe me? Do you want me to open the door for you--" (because I was always apprehensive when entering late. Especially Add Math. Hahaha) and I opened the door while looking back at the dude, looking probably like a deer in headlights for all I know. I was spooked! XD hahahaha.
"Thank you :)" and then I went into the class and really felt like a deer in headlights.
But hey, he helped me :D
And during Add Math this guy actually asked me for an eraser :D YAY they finally know I'm approachable haha. Although he had this curiously hesitant face.
Anyway.
After Add Math, it was English :D
So when the class was almost ending, about 8.50, the same guy who borrowed my eraser had to come out and write his answer for a question on the board. (His friend is the one who was sesat with me for BM tuition the other day :D)
His paper was blank. Empty. He didn't know what to do so he read his paper again and again like it was gonna spew answers any moment. I watched him, and his friend because I was sitting front row.
Then he looked at me, and I smiled encouragingly (I hope) at him, hoping that he would write on the board. Don't get me wrong, it's not like I enjoy reading their mistakes like it's some inner perverse delight or something but it's really fun to read what they come up with because it's right. Just not quite there yet. :)
He looked at me again and hesitantly asked me if he could borrow my paper..
I said, "I tembak only. Tembak boleh?" He nodded. I gave him my paper :D
So while he was writing, I escaped to the toilet because I had to go. And partially because I was curious to see how my teacher would react. But I wasn't ready. XD
When I came back teacher was reading out and correcting the mistakes already. I waited for the moment he came to the answer (the dude shortened my answer. Smart. ;D) but it was so long!
When it came, he was like this is the grammar that I want and all that XD And he complimented the dude. Then he looked at me, and was like. "Can you improve?"
OHOHO that came unexpectedly. I smiled sheepishly and said yes. Then he said read out your answer and then I said it's the same.
HAHAHHA kantoi XD Teacher was like, "Word for word?" and he took my paper and read my answer, then he jokingly accused the guy. Hahahahahha I was laughing with the whole class and I'm still laughing XD
"Lembu punya susu, sapi punya nama," quote teacher. He said something else as well but the class didn't get it. XD I did though but it's a tad crude LUL. Hahahahahhahaha. Let this be educational :D
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Today was Bahasa Melayu tuition! Teacher taught us Derita Pertama, which is the story of Adam on earth for the first time, at midnight after biting into the Forbidden Fruit. She ceritakan the whole story of Adam and Eve, or Nabi Adam and Hawa. :D Hawa. Hee. XD
So. The story of Adam and Eve according to teacher. :)
God created two beings. One was the iblis (demon/Satan?), made of fire, in which God only gave negative qualities. The other was the malaikat (angel), made of (something I forgot XD) in which God only gave positive qualities.
One day, God created man out of the tanah (earth) and gave him both positive and negative qualities. Man was able to be a bit naughty and still be nice. Man was able to tell good from bad. Man was perfect (as far as they could see).
God was so proud of his creation that he called a meeting in heaven. He called the iblis and the malaikat. God said, "This is Man. He is my best creation and therefore I'm making him ketua of heaven :)" And the iblis immediately went against it. "I am more senior than him, and I want to be the ketua!"
God got angry at the iblis and they argued! Apparently God was so mad, he told the iblis to go to Hell. Well. XD
Leaving the Man and malaikat behind, the iblis swore that he would get revenge!
Man was happy for a while. Everything he wanted to do, he could. Everything he wanted to eat was all there for him. Then one day..
God asked Man, whose name was Adam.
"Why you termenuuuuung je?" To which Adam promptly replied, "Boring lah." HAHAHAHA
"But you have the malaikat to play with." "Dia tu baik sangat lah. Boring :D"
So God took a rib of Adam's while he slept and created Eve, or Hawa. :D
God said to Adam, "This is Eve. You can do anything with her. Remember, you can do everything, EVERYTHING, except eat the buah khuldi/Forbidden Fruit from the tree at the center of Eden. "Okay :D" and he told Eve.
The tree at the center of Eden was the easily the largest and most beautiful tree in heaven which was heavy with bright red, luscious fruit, waiting to be plucked and eaten. Oho~.
So the iblis, looking through the CCTV he pasang-ed in heaven had overheard God telling Adam this. Iblis, being the iblis in all his negative glory saw the opportunity to take revenge! He went up to heaven with the objective to tempt both of them into eating the fruit.
He went for Eve :0
The iblis hung around and spotted Eve. He went up to her and nonchalantly asked her whether she had eaten the fruit of the tree at the center of heaven.
"EH~ tak boleh lah. My husband told me not to :)" and the iblis, with cunning, said, "OH memang rugi! That fruit is the paling sedap in heaven." They chatted a bit more and then the iblis left, with that note hanging in Eve's subconscious.
Eve went home and asked Adam to pick the fruit for her. He denied, saying "nanti God marah." Eve pleaded for days and one day, she cried in front of him. Seeing how men cannot look at crying women, he said "OKAY okay, I'll go pick some."
Off they went to the center of heaven and up the tree went Adam to pick some fruit for his partner. Eve stood at the bottom of the tree and waited. Adam threw one down and she ate it. She asked for one more and Adam gave it to her, still up in the tree. Eve had eaten two and declared herself satisfied. :D Adam, knowing Eve would want one more later for sure (for women memang macam tu XD) took one more to keep.
When Adam got down safely, Eve said, "That was the most delicious fruit I have ever ever tasted! Never have I eaten a fruit sehebat ini. Try one :D"
"NO nanti God marah."
"But I ate two and look, nothing happened." "EH ya ah. ........................................."
So he took a bite.
And immediately he was thrown into darkness, the darkness of midnight on the world. (Of which was continued in Derita Pertama. :D)
(after that, teacher comments..:)
Adam didn't actually eat the apple. He only took a bite and God immediately punished him, giving him no time to swallow. So he tercekik, and look? All guys have an Adam's apple. :D
xxx
YOU SEE? I can explain why we are all like this!
xxx
Adam was made of tanah, and from the tanah grows rumput right? That's why all men are hairy :D Don't believe me look at your kaki sekarang. While we women, we were not made from grass and that's why we licin :D We women are made from the man's right lowest rib, and if you become a forensics expert next time, you can tell the gender from looking at the bones because the females' ribcages are complete while the males' right lowest rib looks as though it patah and cantum to the rib above it.
(she looked at a guy) You see, your kaki? Penuh dengan rumput :D
xxx
All guys have an Adam's apple, but we girls don't have because the epal already went down.
*looks at upper body*
Nasib baik Hawa makan dua.
xxx
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Teacher's hilarious.
Good day :)
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